Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Funny Phobias

         All right, guys, phobias are something serious and you shouldn't laugh at these people, because everybody has a fear of something. Ok, who am I kidding? Here, laugh at those who you know have these phobias because really, they're kind of stupid...

Alektrophobia - Fear of chickens
Allodoxaphobia - Fear of opinions
Anablephotiba - Fear of looking up
Anglophobia - Fear of England
Arachibutyrophobia - Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth
Assymetrophobia - Fear of assymetrical things
Aulophobia - Fear of flutes


Lord of mercy! Get that out of my face!

Barophobia - Fear of gravity


No apple! Do NOT fall!

Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness
Chrometophobia - Fear of money
Coitophobia - Fear of coitus
Crypidophobia - Fear of prostitutes


God, no! This is too much! THIS IS TOO MUCH!

Dextrophobia - Fear of things at the right side of the body
Dutchophobia - Fear of the Dutch


DAMN YOU, DUTCH!

Erotophobia - Fear of sexual love
Eurotophobia - Fear of female genitals


Girl, you scare the crap out of me!

Francophobia - Fear of France

God, no!


Gamophobia - Fear of marriage
Geniophobia - Fear of chins
Genophobia - Fear of sex
Germanophobia - Fear of Germany
Gymnophobia - Fear of nudity
Gynephobia - Fear of women


Not the chin!

Hellenologophobia - Fear of Greek terms
Heterophobia - Fear of the opposite sex
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia- Fear of long words


Too. Horrid.

Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis


I shall not show you an erected penis.

Japanophobia - Fear of Japan
Judeophobia - Fear of Jews


It's the end of us all...

Kolpophobia - Fear of female genitals


Once again, NO.

Levophobia - Fear of things left to the body
Linonophobia - Fear of string


Get it away!

Macrophobia - Fear of long waits
Medomalacuphobia- Fear of losing an erection
Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis
Menophobia- Fear of menstruation


See what happens?!?

Novercaphobia- Fear of your step-mother
Nudophobia- Fear of nudity
Numerophobia- Fear of numbers


Just kill me now!

Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8
Omphalophobia- Fear of belly buttons
Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams


O.o

Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope
Papyrophobia- Fear of paper
Parthenophobia- Fear of virgins or young girls
Peladophobia- Fear of bald people
Pentheraphobia- Fear of mother-in-law
Phallophobia- Fear of a penis, esp erect
Philosophobia- Fear of philosophy
Pogonophobia- Fear of beards
Politicophobia- Fear or abnormal dislike of politicians
Porphyrophobia- Fear of the color purple
Proctophobia- Fear of rectums


No! Beard! BEARRRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rectophobia- Fear of rectums
Russophobia- Fear of Russians


The horror!

Telephonophobia- Fear of telephones


No...

Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating



Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful women


Ghastly!

Vitricophobia- Fear of step-father

Fictional:
Anatidaephobia- the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you

                So... yeah. Laugh your *sses off. Have fun and enjoy.