You've gotta be your friend's personal butler for the night man. If you see something wrong with his face, a booger or something, you let your buddy know. If the girl's got a bunch of grenades, then you've gotta land on 'em all so your friend can have some one-on-one talk with the girl.
|Dude's a hero.|
Learn to block. If some other guys are coming for the same girl, distract them, don't let them get to her. Now, your friend's obviously going to be telling some stories. Back him up, and don't steal the girl's attention. You must turn your charisma to -1, that means, do NOT be funny or charming, for the night.
Do what you can to make your friend look better. If he's being ridiculous tell him. If a girl's out of his league, tell him. Also, and this is very important, boost your cabron's ego. Why? Rejections are hard, but he's got to be in the zone even after various rejections. Of course, if you end up sleeping with the girl then, congratulations, you are deemed an official cockblocker.
|Now take your stamp you bastard.|