Monday, September 19, 2011

How To: Talk Like A Pirate

                   Ahoy mateys! Today be Talk Like A Pirate Day, celebrated around the globe since the date of September 19, 1995! Ye shall learn to speak like a pirate, or ye shall walk the plank! So avast, or I'll keelhaul ye to Davy Jones's Locker!

PROTIP: DO NOT, USE, EYELINER.


                   First of all, whenever you agree with/like/ect. something, say "argh"! Works like a charm! Also, use ye instead of you, or you're, or your, and use me instead of my. I don't make the rules, you want to change that, argue with Bartholomew!

Full-Time Fucking Legend.


                  Also use small piratey phrases such as keelhaul, which meant tying someone on a rope and lowering him into the ocean, walk the plank, which means to literally walk the plank, avast, which is get ready for battle (or something), and Davy Jones's Locker, which is hell. Also, know about the Jolly Roger, Blackbeard, and uh, there's not much more to it... matey. 

Thar be booty!