Monday, January 9, 2012

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Advice To Live By

                       All right guys, so the blog recently passed the 10,000 view mark, so I decided to do a special blogpost today. One that will actually help you. Today we will see some quotes which are excellent life advice, from people who are sort of qualified to give that advice. I know, I know, I don't usually do quotes, but these are really essential to follow in one's life. 

I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing. - Socrates.

You can do anything, but not everything. - David Allen.

The richest man is not he who owns the most, but he who needs the least. - Anonymous.

And Alexander told Diogenes, "Ask me for whatever you wish, and I shall give it to you".
He answered: "Move and stop blocking the sun."

You must be the change you want to see in the world. -Mohandas Gandhi.

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit. - Aristoteles.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde.

Yeah, deal with it.

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Carl Yarborough.

Yup, a NASCAR driver.

The trouble with the rat race is that, even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin. 

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. - Lao Tzu.

Every hair in his beard contains a universe of knowledge.

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. - Ben Stein.

A good plan vigorously executed right now is better than an excellent plan executed next week. - General George S. Patton.

He makes Red Foreman look like a dumbass.

Enjoy your own life without comparing it to that of another. - Marquis de Condorcet.

For every minute of anger you lose sixty seconds of happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson. 

Nice 'burns.

When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear. - Mark Twain.

Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor Hell a fury like a woman scorned. William Congreve.

You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger. - Buddha.

You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. - Chuck Palahnuik. 

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change. - Charles Darwin. 

Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson.

Wait, this is my good side.

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde. 

Oh you womanizer, you.

Time is money. - Ben Franklin.

Trust me, the money knows.

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen.

They say beauty's skin deep, but nobody's out in a hurry to date a good- looking pancreas.

May God have mercy upon my enemies because I won't. - General George S. Patton.

What the fuck's a Bieber? - Ozzy Osbourne.

Seriously? Boy? Girl? Lesbian?